The Dumbest Arguments People Just Couldn't Win

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    Font - Calbinan · 2d 3 4 Awards My mom's entire argument tactic was to interrupt the other person as soon as they open their mouth. It didn't matter if you were calm and reasonable and respectfu. The moment sound came out of you, she would come in with greater volume. She usually didn't have much to say, so she would literally repeat herself just to interrupt you. Even if you paused and let her speak, if she was out of stuff to say, she would wait quietly until you try to talk again, then interr
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    Rectangle - 2 Awards Had to coach a guy for sleeping in a freezer. He moved all the food off a shelf and took a nap. Woke him up pulled him into the office and he denied it over and over again. Finally he said why would I sleep in a freezer? And I just yelled I don't know! G Reply 4 3.1k 3
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    Font - Iburton273 · 2d A friend in school was convinced he could find a triangle who's angles wouldn't add up to 180 degrees after learning the rule in class. I just couldn't get him to understand that if he finds some shape that doesn't fit the definition of a triangle, then by definition he has not found a triangle. Edit: Appreciate everyone telling me about curved geometry and to try the proof, but for context it was over 10 years ago when we were about 12. He could understand it was achievab
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    Font - shichiaikan • 2d 3 1 Award I deal with entitled wealthy investors every day. The only thing worse than arguing with a stupid person is a stupid wealthy person who thinks they are important. 6 Reply 4 6.2k 3 ...
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    Font - Faaarfetchd · 2d I was having an argument with my aunt and she said something I asked her to define what meant. She told me to never ask questions because it was a stupid thing to do. I rolled my eyes, left and never talked to her again besides the obligatory exchanging of pleasantries at family gatherings. G Reply 1 3.7k 3 +
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    Rectangle - ireallywantalamp · 2d My mom yells "bUt THERES tWo SldEs" quite literally like a toddler whenever you defend yourself. If you're always advocating for the devil, you might be the devil. G Reply 1 1.4k 3 + ...
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    Font - Tensor3 · 2d So, someone told me she deleted pictures she took of a tree because she had a feeling the tree would be offended by having its picture taken out of fear its soul might be taken. Even if we assume souls exist, that trees have souls, emotions, memory, thought, the ability to communicate, AND eyes to see what you are doing, how would they have any idea what a photo is? Or know that your phone can take photos? Or a religion and complex thought to believe in souls? Like.. just wha
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    Rectangle - UnrulyEyebrows • 2d Had a roommate come back from a bike ride. He exclaimed that the place he rode was almost entirely down hill. I asked if he finished where he started. He couldn't understand that he must've ridden the same amount down hill as up hill| G Reply t 106 3
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    Font - _byJay • 1d A friend of Mine is convinced, that If you set the Air condition in your car as low as possible so ist says LO, that means it is turned off completely. That does not make any sense, I know and tried to tell hin, he won't listen and it bothers me unbelievably. How can you go 20 Years of your live and still think something like this is correct. + G Reply ...

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